After an extensive search for Anthropologist Dr. G Howard Greene the United States Navy has found the body of said scientist on an island thought to be completely uninhabited. Those people are have said to have murdered Dr. Greene in a jealous rage over his pure, white skin. Navy SEALs have taken their leader, a stunning and topless native, captive and interrogated her several times over using several different techniques. She has refused to talk. Ripe for the taking, several hotel and resort companies are in bidding for the island, including the Hilton corporation and that really rich guy who goes skydiving all the time and owns Virgin Media Corporation.
A crack team of Anthropologists are currently in the middle of Americanizing these people and robbing them of any native customs and culture. They will be baptized by the end of the month and ready to provide the labor base for the new resort island. Any whom oppose will be executed, jailed, and then put on trial. Mention this ad and receive 15% off your vacation at Jungle Fever Island Resort and Spa.
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